Wierd Al" Yankovic - Dare to be Stupid

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It time to let the bed bugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the charmin you can
When Mr. Whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?

Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your motion working now
I'll show you how
You can
Dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid

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